The Night Vendors

As you stroll out of a club at 3 am and realize that you are starving, its best to avoid buying food from the night vendors that flock the bars waiting for drunk (and ignorant) tourists...

Doesn't look half bad, huh? But wait...what kind of meat is that anyway?

What you think it is: Chicken, Pork, Lamb, Beef

What it could be: Chicken, Pork, Lamb, Beef, Cat, Dog, Rat

What it probably is: Cat, Dog, Rat

STAY AWAY FROM STREET MEAT...and save hours on the toilet seat.